As I sit and examine my latest in a really long line of gnarly bruises, I found myself trying to remember all the bumps and bruises along the way in the past 4 years. The kids have been remarkably safe, with only a scratch or scrape along the way. They have had their fair share of bit lips and black eyes though. I think all but my #3 has had at least one major black eye. #2's was the worst - a week into having a new big girl toddler bed, she discovered jumping on the bed was a blast! Make that, blast "off"! She took a full facial header into the wooden corner of the bed frame and really did a number on herself.